Laila Yuile's How many police officers does it take to get an Olympic torchbearer across the road.
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Canada landed fewer troops at Juno Beach than were mustered here to protect the misshapen spliff. Reinforcements had to come from all over.
Will this armed battalion be on parade each step of the way? The entire 106 days, elbow to elbow, butt to butt, in a herd of 12-passenger vans? These may truly be the Green Olympics, green from motion sick.
We should be happy about something. VANOC and the Sicherheitspolizei prepared for almost all contingencies. They can defend against everything but mockery.
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